You’re my best friend ever.
You too, Patrick.
You know, these were white when I bought ‘em.
When someone says “tattoo”
What normal people think:
What my parents think:
(Source: beatrizechelon, via most-awkward-moments)
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
(via most-awkward-moments)
One of life’s real mysteries
Should a transformer take out car insurance or life insurance?
(via most-awkward-moments)
